She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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