he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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