im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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