i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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