We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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