It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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