It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I need a beard to bite.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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