I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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