I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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