i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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