fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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