that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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