bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize