Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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