is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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