I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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