my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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