On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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