Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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