so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
now i know why i became what i already was.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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