We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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