You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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