are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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