i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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