a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Randomize