Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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