do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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