Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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