So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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