Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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