Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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