Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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