Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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