This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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