just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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