You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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