I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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