It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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