happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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