Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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