why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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