before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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