uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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