I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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