sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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