Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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