we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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