I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I party with great urgency now.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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