No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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