Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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